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My nipples.
Whenever they're unequally hard, they'll be like, one's this way, one's that way.
They're supposed to both be vertical. I mean, uh, diagonal.
Oh, okay. No, diagonal's good.
When I wear a shirt like this where you can see my nipples.
I do not believe Ciara Bugatti was in Crack Whores of the Tenderloin.